This is my motorcycle (which Dave says is not safe, as if one can put an absolute meaning on that term, but that's another story...).It's a 2008 Suzuki DL-650, with Givi luggage, a Garmin GPS, satellite radio, extra power connectors, intercom, gets 50 MPG, and is the greatest thing since the Honda VFR-750. It also has a cat on it.
When I left the office to go to lunch today, this neighborhood cat had decided to make himself comfortable and take a nap. Can I get my cat to take an interest in my hobbies? No way, he just turns up his nose. Whoever takes care of this cat needs to get some tiny goggles and helmet and hit the road...

Fine, go ahead and drive the death and maim machine. But at least wear all the safety gear all the time. No jeans and tennies.
Don't worry -- I don't wear "jeans and tennies" -- usually just shorts, flip-flops and a Golds Gym muscle shirt.