Yes, they are a bit offensive to some (so if you easily offended, I suggest you move on), but these are some of my favorite jokes:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
in your pool?What do you call a gal with only one leg?
Bob
in your hot tub?
Stu
on your front porch?
Matt
in your mailbox?
Bill
hanging on the wall?
Art
on the BBQ grill?
Frank
and his sister?
Patty
in a hole in the ground?
Phil
lying next to a hole in the ground?
Doug
stuck in a bog?
Pete
in a pile of leaves?
Russell
water-skiing?
Skip
on the beach?
Sandy
under your car?
Jack
under your bed?
Dusty
on a tree limb?
Leif
and his brother?
Bud
on the side of a mountain?
Rocky
lying on the railroad tracks?
Spike
EileenWhat do you do with a dog with no legs?
What if she's Japanese?
Irene
Take him out for a drag.
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