Where are all the 30" LCD HDTVs?

I heard about how there is both a glut of LCDs on the market, and how the down economy is going to make for some killer deals on LCD HDTVs. That may be true, but I'm still constrained by my beautiful cherry wood entertainment center. I'm not willing to give it up, so I can only get a TV that is no wider than 29.5" horizontally. And that leaves me with some pretty slim pickings.

Who in the industry decided that screen size should jump from 26" to 32"? I have no desire to get a 26" TV. None. I won't do it. And yet all of the 32" TVs are simply too wide to fit in my cabinet.

I'm half tempted to just buy a 30" computer monitor and use that as my TV. The sad thing is, these cost 2-3× what a TV would. and of course I'll need a separate tuner. But I'll probably want to get a Tivo anyway, so maybe this is the way to go after all.