Why didn't they have one of these when I was a kid? Oh right, because 9/11 hadn't happened and we weren't investing crazy amounts of money into ultimately inconvenient and irrelevant screening processes, when all we needed to do to fix the problem is lock the damn doors to the cockpit.At any rate, now your kid can live the thrill of finding contraband in old Mrs. Hibbart's carry-on and strip searching her in the additional screening area. Fun!
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